Stupid f$#"%"ing internet cafes

Ok.
1. Iºm buying a laptop.
2. I hate internet cafes with their limited access to sites, poor customer service and stupid keyboards.
3. I hate Internet Explorer and pop-ups. I should get a discount for having to use this piece of crap program.
4. I canºt check my Gmail account because it needs activeX and this cafe wonºt let me turn it on, and I still have to pay.
5. Sally canºt check hotmail, and she still needs to pay.
6. Still havent found a way to take care of my pictures without getting ripped off. (They wonºt even provide vaseline).